Make YOUR opinions count!
Play MAJORITY SAYS !!! -- The Free Game where the Majority Rules !!!


for Saturday, August 18






Make your own PERSONAL opinions count on...

For each question, select whichever choice
best matches your own PERSONAL opinion.

Try to answer EVERY question -- even if some
are so tough you have to toss a mental coin.

All the answers to this survey are
TOTALLY ANONYMOUS --
So don't hesitate to tell the truth.

The results of today's survey, including YOUR
votes, will be used in tomorrow's game of...
Majority Says !!!

 

Would you rather have...
Dog breath and dog body odor
?
One PERMANENT, pulsing, purple pimple on your face

 
Would you rather be able to...
Spit dimes
?
Sweat crude (OIL that is... Black Gold... Texas Tea)

 
Bono...
Brilliant Musician and Consummate Humanitarian
?
NUTBALL!!!

 
For the rest of your life, would you rather eat NOTHING but...
Ice Cream
?
Macaroni and Cheese

 
Would you be more likely to buy a postage stamp if it had a picture of...
Bart Simpson
?
O.J. Simpson

 
Would you rather be able to...
Talk to the animals
?
Visit Heaven for one day just to see what it's like

 
Do you know anyone PERSONALLY who you think is a genius?
Yes
?
No

 
Better licorice...
Red
?
Black

 
Do not check to see if there's any dirt under your fingernails! I repeat -- don't check to see if there's ANY dirt under your fingernails!! I'm warning you for the very last time -- DO NOT LOOK AT YOUR FINGERNAILS!!! Now tell the truth, did you glance at your fingernails even the TINIEST LITTLE BIT?
Yes
?
No

 
Are you satisfied with your looks?
Yes
?
No

 
   
Now, to make your votes count...