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The Official Monica Lewinsky NASTIER Anagrams Page


All the details of this whole sordid affair between President Clinton and his "Special friend" can be told by a thorough analysis of the anagrams (rearrangements) of the names involved.

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Here's the proof...


Did she expect to profit from the sex act?
MONICA LEWINSKY
is an anagram of
A LICK WINS MONEY
[This MONICAgram submitted by Still Waters, Inc.]


And did the sex act pay off as she had planned?
MONICA LEWINSKY
is an anagram of
WAS MONEY IN LICK
[This MONICAgram submitted by Mick Tully (UK)]


What she told Linda Tripp about "going all the way" with "Slick Willy" Clinton...
MONICA LEWINSKY
is an anagram of
SLICK IN ME? NO WAY!
[This MONICAgram submitted by Bill Hees, Waltham, MA]


How Monica described her session with Bill Clinton...
MONICA LEWINSKY
is an anagram of
A LICK ON MY SWINE
[This MONICAgram submitted by Anonymous]


What Monica said after her first sexual encounter with Clinton...
MONICA LEWINSKY
is an anagram of
I WON A SLIMY NECK
[This MONICAgram submitted by Anonymous]


How Monica describes the "DNA material" Clinton deposited on her dress...
MONICA LEWINSKY
is an anagram of
A NICE SNOWY MILK
[This MONICAgram submitted by Anonymous]


How Clinton justifies oral sex...
MONICA LEWINSKY
is an anagram of
WE SIN? MY, NO! A LICK!
[This MONICAgram submitted by Anonymous]


What does she tell her former LEWIS AND CLARK classmates she does in Washington?
LEWIS AND CLARK
is an anagram of
LICKS A LAW NERD
(Remember, Clinton's a former lawyer!)


What does Monica Lewinsky say President Clinton thinks of her?
MONICA LEWINSKY
is an anagram of
KNOWS I'M NICE LAY
[This MONICAgram submitted by Mick Tully (UK)]


What did Monica Lewinsky invite President Clinton to do?
MONICA LEWINSKY
is an anagram of
NOW LIE IN MY SACK
[This MONICAgram submitted by Mick Tully (UK)]


Or THIS one, where she desribes how she 'grinned and beared it' at the CONCLUSION of the sex act...
MONICA LEWINSKY
is an anagram of
SLY CAME - I WINK ON
[This MONICAgram submitted by Still Waters, Inc.]


MONICA told Linda Tripp what she wanted to do with Clinton -- who she calls "THE BIG CREEP", and also with Vernon Jordan ...
MONICA AND THE BIG CREEP
is an anagram of
PRACTICE HEAD ON BIG MEN


Is there a secret meaning to the fact that she lives at the Watergate?
WATERGATE
is an anagram of
EAGER TWAT


Why is President Clinton so afraid of her DEPOSITION?
DEPOSITION
is an anagram of
I DEPOSIT ON


What does the First Lady want to do to Lewinsky?
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON
is an anagram of
LYNCH HARLOT IN MID-ORAL!
[This MONICAgram submitted by Mick Tully (UK)]


Can all of this be a coincidence???

I think not!


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